Since you've been gone I feel so much better
'Cause I saw how mean you could be
I used to want some explanation
Now all I want is my Patsy Cline CD

How I've waited for today
When I could finally say

You jerk
You jerk
You are such a jerk
There are other words
But they just don't work
Jerk

Sometimes I wish I'd mailed you that letter
That said the things I dare not say
Instead I set the thing on fire
I had to say this out loud anyway

I'm so glad I found the nerve
To say what you deserve

You jerk
You jerk
You are such a jerk
There are other words
But they just don't work

They try to be so cool
Insult you like a fool
Never take your call when you're nobody at all
Until you're somebody and then
They want to be your friend
How come jerks don't know they're jerks?
(I don't know)

So next time someone makes you feel little
Just sing this song inside your head
And like a great big cartoon bubble
These lovely words will dance above their head

How I've waited for today
When I could finally say

You jerk
You jerk
You are such a jerk
There are other words
But they just don't work

You jerk
You jerk
You are such a jerk
There are other words
But they just don't work

Pay Attention Teenage Vandalism Starlight Betcha By Golly Wow! Good Golly Miss Molly Terrible Lie Fear and Love THE KING IS GONE I Am Your Child Street Of Despair The Minstrel Boy Girl From Ipanema Miau Look My Way Angel In Disguise Celebrate Your Loot California Uber Alles Where Do You Go Santa Maria It Could Be You Still Smokin' Evry Time We Say Goodbyebg Unskinny Bop I Don't Care That You Don't Mind

France Telecom Low Down Dirty Mean Snakes and Ladders Now She's Gone It'll Be OK  Easy Money Twinky Lately Don't Trust Anyone Puritan A CASUAL AFFAIR Shattered Dreams Scare Myself Get In The Sun You Need Love Temper Love Oú Est Donc La Vérité-Enrico Macias You Are My Man Ill Be There Hand In Hand ( Gewalt Ist Doof ! ) Enough For You Mercy Said No You Dropped A Bomb On Me